THE MUDFLOW WAS THE FIRST

JEWWWWWWWWWW

THE MUDFLOW WAS THE FIRST

by THE MUFFINS MANS January 10, 2018

THAT SHIT WAS A LIE

This happens when something is blatantly and mischievously erroneous to the point of irritation.

Unfathomable error.

An error in a margin so large it is incomprehensible as to why it is incorrect.

My girl told me she loved me, that shit was a lie.

by crackkillah September 2, 2018

I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'

damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

by whatsawatermelon4 December 7, 2018

Yea that was funny, bitch

Yea that was funny, bitch was said by a really popular creator /CEO of metalife / ghost hunter Colby Brock

Person 1 : haha look at your face you look ugly
Person 2: haha Yea that was funny, bitch

by Xana November 19, 2019

since jip was a pup

Meaning it’s been a long time. In dog years. “Jip” is a dog.

Man, I ain’t seen you since jip was a pup.

by Mzcc November 5, 2020

This Message was deleted

THE MESSAGE WE ALL WANNA SEE, or something you wanna tell somebody but decided to take it back.
>_<

"I like cherries."
"This message was deleted"

by l a p r a s l o v e November 13, 2020

I thought that was a sand nagger

When your driving and on morphine, on a beautiful sunny spring day, with your dirt bike in the back and you see a car next to you, and you think it's a sand nag, so you become filled with extreme opi rage which would ruin your entire conception of what it means to be up north riding, (unless your in Baldwin) and then, suddenly you realize its not actually a sand nag so you get super happy.

Fucking idiot:so dude, do you think i could get an apprenticeship?
The og biker: yeah dude, I'll see what I---
Fucking idiot: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS A SAND NAGGER

by HondaBend666 October 1, 2020