Unicorn

A negative term used by straight couples looking to save their dying relationship by searching for a third for a threesome.

Called a “unicorn” as it’s rare anyone would be willing to subject themselves to that volatile mess they call a relationship.

Unlike an open relationship or a polyamourous relationship, which can be used to positively describe a relationship involving romantically and/or sexually more than two people, a unicorn is someone who will be used by the couple who don’t care about what happens to the third in the slightest.

If someone asks you to be their unicorn, RUN!

“Did you hear? Stacy and Mark went looking on Tinder for a woman to be their unicorn!”
“Why?”
“Because this is the fourth time Stacy caught him cheating and is desperately looking for something to save their relationship.”
“Do you think it’ll work?”
“Hell no!”

by Peculiar-Person September 27, 2020

unicorn horn

A hairstyle created by using obscene amounts of hair gel and spray, forcing the hair upward into a hornlike shape. Worn only by those who possess enough balls to DO IT.

Yo homie, my unicorn horn is BALLIN'.

by CarreraRider911 December 13, 2008

Unicorn

Cute fluffy creature with a magical cone on its head that farts rainbows.

"Oh, my gosh look at that fluffy unicorn! He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!" -Agnes

by GTA_lover99 March 28, 2015

Unicorn

A creature that poops rainbows, barfs glitter, bleeds happiness, can take you on a magical adventure, and has meat that tastes like sprinkles.

My pet Unicorn loves to party!

by SuperCat113 October 6, 2011

horny unicorn

sticking a used condom to a girls fore-head

Give her the horny unicorn

by RyanCock February 22, 2009

unicorning

A term used to describe a person who, at work, magically dissappears and reappears throughtout the work, leaving you and your co-workers wondering where they go to waste time.

"Hey Jim, have you seen Corky?"
"No, he's unicorning again, there's no telling what he's up to."

by cj2liz February 11, 2015

unicorning

To fist a girl in the anal region or in the vaginal area with your middle finger sticking up.

Hey babe, I'm gonna be unicorning you all night long

by TheTaterBater March 18, 2015