twat waffle

a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse
Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”
by milosfishtank January 23, 2021
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twat snot

The mucus-y subtance that is produced by a possibly unhealthy twat.
I swear, she stuck a bottle in her cooter, pulled it out, and drank the twat snot that collected in it.
by bunny September 15, 2004
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twat slap

the act of extending the fingers and palm towards the female genitalia to produce an enjoyable sound
"dude sheehan said jenn yelled at his for giving her a twat slap last night"
by taylor butler October 25, 2006
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Twat Bagel

A man who substitutes a warm buttery bagel for a moist vagina.
Jerry is twat bagel because he has substainal amount of butter and bagels and has no girl friend or apparent life.
by donkeypunch09 January 03, 2010
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urban twat

Something you call someone who cares too much about other people's opinions of them.

When they ask you what it means you simply say "Look it up on Urban dictionary"

If they care enough to look it up, they realise that it doesn't actually mean anything, it's just proves how much they care about what other people think.

1st person: Your are such an urban twat!
2nd person: What's an urban twat?
1st Person: Look it up on urban dictionary
by Somia December 21, 2006
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twat monster

a vagina that commonly eats penis like a monster, frequently and sloppy. more commonly know as a hooker, $5 hoe, or hotel girlfriend.
Did you see that thing on the corner? Yea she was such a twat monster.
by humpty fuckin dumpty November 02, 2008
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