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twat yacht

When you are a bigger asshole than a douche canoe
What a douche canoe...
No, stealing all your money and fucking your girl, he's a twat yacht.
by Clasdicchk January 25, 2017
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Twat Plates

(noun, plural, Brit.) Personalised registration plates on a motor vehicle that suggest to everyone but the owner that the vehicle's occupants are twats, chumps, or under-endowed fuckwits with all the charm and sex appeal of a road accident.
Examples of 'twat plates':

A55 HO7E
N0 P3N15
5AGGY VA91NA
by Just_Tom September 11, 2010
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twat snot

The mucus-y subtance that is produced by a possibly unhealthy twat.
I swear, she stuck a bottle in her cooter, pulled it out, and drank the twat snot that collected in it.
by bunny September 15, 2004
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twat slap

the act of extending the fingers and palm towards the female genitalia to produce an enjoyable sound
"dude sheehan said jenn yelled at his for giving her a twat slap last night"
by taylor butler October 25, 2006
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urban twat

Something you call someone who cares too much about other people's opinions of them.

When they ask you what it means you simply say "Look it up on Urban dictionary"

If they care enough to look it up, they realise that it doesn't actually mean anything, it's just proves how much they care about what other people think.
1st person: Your are such an urban twat!
2nd person: What's an urban twat?
1st Person: Look it up on urban dictionary
by Somia December 25, 2006
mugGet the urban twatmug.

Twat Bagel

A man who substitutes a warm buttery bagel for a moist vagina.
Jerry is twat bagel because he has substainal amount of butter and bagels and has no girl friend or apparent life.
by donkeypunch09 January 3, 2010
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twatted wanker

Someone who is both a twat and a wanker
by Sarah July 9, 2004
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