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vapid twat

Are you ok”

“Do i look okay you fucking vapid twat”
by notabottom: March 6, 2022
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Tyrannosaurus Twat

A Tyrannosaurus Twat, is someone who is most definitely at the top of the prick pyramid, when it comes for general shithousing without intent. The Tyrannosaurus Twat is someone we all know, and can only be reserved for one individual we know, and maybe (at a push) their spouse/partner.
My boss just asked me to complete a task that I had already done two weeks ago, and he hadn’t bothered to read his emails, and made me look like I’m incompetent. What a Tyrannosaurus Twat!
by VonC May 12, 2021
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twat snot

The mucus-y subtance that is produced by a possibly unhealthy twat.
I swear, she stuck a bottle in her cooter, pulled it out, and drank the twat snot that collected in it.
by bunny September 15, 2004
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twat slap

the act of extending the fingers and palm towards the female genitalia to produce an enjoyable sound
"dude sheehan said jenn yelled at his for giving her a twat slap last night"
by taylor butler October 25, 2006
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Twat Bagel

A man who substitutes a warm buttery bagel for a moist vagina.
Jerry is twat bagel because he has substainal amount of butter and bagels and has no girl friend or apparent life.
by donkeypunch09 January 3, 2010
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urban twat

Something you call someone who cares too much about other people's opinions of them.

When they ask you what it means you simply say "Look it up on Urban dictionary"

If they care enough to look it up, they realise that it doesn't actually mean anything, it's just proves how much they care about what other people think.
1st person: Your are such an urban twat!
2nd person: What's an urban twat?
1st Person: Look it up on urban dictionary
by Somia December 25, 2006
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fire twat

A female with red hair. This term is used to describe the firey hair on her vagina (twat). It may be considered an insult, but I use it as a symbol of pride.
"DAMN HOMIE, look at that fire twat sitting on the park bench!"
"Teacher, why are people always suprised that redheaded girls are fire twats?"
by Chelsea the Chester May 25, 2005
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