Be Cool Tool

A baseball bat a la Pat Megna

Drew: Hey man, put down my baseball bat.
Pat: Chill out baby, this is my Be Cool Tool.

by cheapthrillz March 8, 2009

a tool

an offensive comment, mainly aimed towards the male of the species, when one is being particularly nasty, stupid, or facetious.

God, Evan is such a tool!

Why are you being a tool for?

by PartyCarPartyFlat April 2, 2009

what the tool

A benign exclamation when something unexpected or undesirable occurs.

Friend: Hey, you should check out /b/.
*I go there*
Me: What the TOOL.

by Gamer_2k4 January 21, 2009

Love Tool

Is what it sounds like...the wanker, penis, shcrum, weiner, anything you facy calling it

His love tool was inserted into me like a like a doctors tongue depressor.

by Albert Marjorie July 21, 2008

Mexican Tool Kit

Plastic Wal-Mart bag with the following three tools: Channel Locks, Bailing Wire, Duct Tape.

Juan: "Oye Pedro me Coche el motor explode on me between La Paz and Cabo San Lucas. Please come help me feex it"

Pedro: "Si Juan lay me get the Mexican Tool Kit and we get her running in no time."

by markemarkmark July 19, 2011

sharpest tool in the shed

Those rare individuals you find who, in addition to formal education, have considerable life experience, most likely from the School of Hard Knocks, and unlike the majority of the population, these individuals allow their vast pool of wisdom and knowledge to eventually shed their Ego and open up to Enlightenmentand and find their Path and then Enlightenment as many others as humanly possible. "Jack of All Trades"

"I just hired this sharp new gal Kristine as my Life Support Specialist. She not only has a formal education, but appears to have attended the School of Hard Knocks as well. She appears to have had a tough life but I'd say she's the sharpest tool in the shed that I've ever met to date!

by LoneStarPatio December 10, 2015

Multi-tool

A Swiss army knife

"It's a multi-tool. It does everything nature requires!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018