matt burt

pinching some weed with the intent of smoking it later; if the person matt-burting did not pay for the weed, they must smoke it with whomever purchased said matt-burted weed

"Don't matt burt that roach just so you can go smoke it and watch 'Pink Floyd: The Wall' and have a wank."

by GT 443 April 20, 2009

matt payne

Super loud and annoying, usually very disruptive and physically/ emotionally hurtful. Super faggy, and isn't a great friend at times, and likes old timey music

Matt Payne is annoying as all hell

by Define Sexy March 5, 2018

Matt Party

A party whereby a man name Matt sits in a pet-hair covered recliner in a low-ceilinged and dingy family room, belching while watching reruns on tv-land -- the party starts when his neighbor begrudgingly comes over to demand his tool set back that was borrowed last easter and never used - the wife offers rudimentary snacks of stale pretzels and michelob lite. About this time Matt engages the neighbor in a long winded conversation discussing the politics of MASH. He never returns the tools.

Man, I went over to Jay's for a game of scrabble and beer - and it was the lamest Matt Party, down to the pretzels and Michelob.

by phluffhead83 January 18, 2010

Noah Matt

Lack of a soft surface used for celebrating points in Ultimate Frisbee. see also Tony Grabbe

I was gonna do a running dive after I scored, but then I realized that there was no ah, matt near the end zone.

by BMG-1 January 15, 2003

Dirty Matt

When you stick your testicles in a bitches asshole, then fuck her pussy until you proceed to cream pie her

Raymond pulled a Dirty Matt on Kendall last night, he sent me the video!!

by MattGotMemes April 17, 2020

Matt Hancock

A guy who enforces Covid restrictions in the UK and blatantly disobeys his own rules by french kissing in his office and has a firm grip of his wifes ass. Also he is the UKs health secretary

Oh that guy who had sex in his office.. what was his name Oh Matt Hancock

by rgb is cool June 26, 2021

Matt Mahan

awesome,hot,loyal friend,great kisser,a sex god!!!!!!!! if u meet a matt he will rock your world he will become your best friend who you can trust with anything and can make you laugh wen u really need to but he is very fun and sometimes will space out and have no idea wat hes saying but no matter wat if u meet a matt and become his girlfriend u will be very lucky bc u will fall in love with him and so will he with you and u will be togerther forever

jennies sooo lucky shes dating matt mahan and they have ben dating for soo long

by jenniesdayout May 6, 2010