Almond Titties

Supposedly where almond milk comes from, as proved by filthy frank in his 2014 video

"Man, where does almond milk even come from? Almonds ain't got no tiddies."
"Check out Almond Titties, bro. Them almonds are thicccccc."

by unexplainedgore February 1, 2017

titty kitty

A cat with multiple tits. A titty cat often has more than the normal amount of cat-tits and more often than not the nipples will look large and ridiculous.

There is no doubt with all those nipples, it is a titty kitty.

by Mathieuj April 16, 2006

cool titty

when something is really cool or neat. like a good idea.

Hey wanna go to happy hour down the street, they have 2$ bottles. respond "cool titty"!

by Anthony Montelongo December 21, 2008

Titty Mad

A description of madness brought on by exposure to multiple sets of breasts after a long period without female contact.

"Dude, what's up with him? We never should have brought him to the waterpark."

"I know. He's spent the whole summer playing World of Warcraft, and now suddenly he's seeing all these titties."

"The boy's gone titty mad."

by KingZero48 August 30, 2009

titty ridge

The large difference in height between a male's raised pectoral muscle and his abs, creating a substantial "hill" or bump; can be traced by dragging the side of the index finger up the abs until it hits the ridge of pectoral muscle.

Note: Although commonly believed to be part of the man boob, the titty ridge is only seen on properly defined muscles, not fat.

Wow! It's like he has man boobs. Just look at his prominent titty ridge!

by illenxe May 4, 2011

Titty swagg

When a girls titties are looking very nice, and attracts the attention of all the guys in the club.

Hey brah, check that bitch out! Her face is kickin, but she still got that Titty Swagg.

by MankindisG December 3, 2010

Anti-titties

Showing displeasure or disapproval of a thing, person, or situation. It goes without saying, but the exact opposite of what is commonly referred to as "the tits" or "the titties." Opposite of what most would call "the loot."

Will: Bio lab was such a bitch today.

Jeff: Indeed, Amy is the anti-titties.

by joffice_bud December 12, 2010