one thumb driver

Lacking the ability to apply mechanical skills intelligently.
Example: Driving with your thumb up your ass.
Example: Driving in the passing lane while everyone is passing you.

I passed a one thumb driver on their cell phone who didn't have a clue they were holding up traffic.

by Skate38 October 18, 2008

naked thumb war

Basically it's a hand job!

Hey girl, what's going on tonight.. You want to have a naked thumb war?

by wafflebitch January 1, 2018

two fingers and thumb

means i love you

two fingers and thumb means i love you in sign language

by augustjwnx October 16, 2022

Double thumb Gipster

To take two thumbs up the butt at the same time. Sometimes with out warning.

Bro, last night I got a double thumb gipster

by Gipppppppo May 10, 2023

1 thumb up

a symbol to indicate that one gets absolutely 0 zero bitches or has no play.

look at him holding his 1 thumb up, he must have 0 play.

by orekify April 17, 2022

suck my thumb

Usually used in the context, "I suck my thumb at you." It is found in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. It means: "I don't like what you are saying."

I suck my thumb at you, sir.

by dat kid April 6, 2006

Asymmetric Clubbed thumbs

Fat stubby thumbs syndrome- Just like Megan Fox!!!

Oh wow you have a asymmetric clubbed thumbs.... They're so fat.

by AMANDUH28 May 22, 2011