chug willis

a native american that drinks alcohol in a Bruce Willis Die Hard way

Take a look at fucking chug willis over there.

by 64728 June 5, 2008

Horse Willy

Typically the willy found on a horse.

Also an exclamation or silence-filler. This is usually accidental. A form of tourettes.

"So that's a big pile of Horse Willy then..."

"Horse Willy. So..when shall we go shopping?"

"I'm scared! Horse Willy. I don't want to see to terrible people at university today."

by terribleterriblefabulous January 16, 2007

Kitty willy

After finger blasting a bitch you proceed to place the moistened finger into her ear or any nearby ear

I went to Zubar had a hot pocket then gave a bitch a kitty willy. pussy

by jlumz September 5, 2016

willy milk

The white elixor a man shoots out the head his penis during sexual activity when he achieves orgasm. The willy milk will usually be spilled on the female's face or titty as the man will usually avoid the vagine as not to get stuck paying child support. shit dawg.

"Baby I got ur willy milk right here in these big ass balls, why don't get on ur knees and take a sip"

by DANKUSMALFOY October 4, 2020

Dutch Willy

To wait until someone falls asleep and you fart into the sleeping person's ear

Did you know Bob is getting a divorce? Yeah, I heard he gave Carol a Dutch Willy

by Alphamope December 17, 2016

Abstruse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was difficult to penetrate.

"The BANDITS couldn't get in the building, 'cause it was too Abstruse Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Willy Tricks

Tricks done with the male genitals, for example, the willy stand, the willy flip, the willy flop, the willy spin.
There are willy trick championships, with the current high score being held by The Willy Trickster. Other well known competitors include: The Willy King, and Madam Willy

Look at the frogman doing his fancy willy tricks.

by The Griggman September 18, 2016