Smoked Salmon

The Smoked Salmon Experience

is when you eat a girls vagina

while smoking a cigarette

Man: Hey Moose, how was that smoked salmon?

Moose: It was an experience

by CheesecakeMoose March 18, 2023

smoke a sid

lis = tree = wood = backwoods = hitte = j = lis = sid

alteration "smoke a lis"

me: yo what do we wanna do now?
spencer: bro idk lets smoke a sid

by arpydontcare December 8, 2020

pop smoke

Military slang for making a quick departure, especially in a cloud of confusion.

We're done here, time to pop smoke.

by TomRedlion March 14, 2021

Smoking hottie

A smoking hottie is one or more (usually leavened) slices of bread that have recently emerged from being over exposed in a toaster.

Oh no, another smoking hottie for breakfast sad face

Look at that pair of smoking hotties!

by Corny Kelleher May 26, 2022

smoke the pussy

when u give dat good eats to ya gurls pussy

you bitch i smoke the pussy good if ya bring da coolers

by gafgagag September 16, 2016

Smokes and Milk

When your kids are being total dickheads and you say you're heading to the store to pick up a few things, but really that's your way out of this hellish kid-filled life.

"We ruined dad's box of vintage Playboys so he said he was just going to the store for smokes and milk. That was 18 years ago. And come to think of it, he didn't even smoke!"

by Ol Grimey January 2, 2018

Precious smoke

When you realize you have only one cigarette left after a night of drinking and all your friends have none. #shouldhaveplannedahead is your tomorrow life motto

Colin asks: can I bum a cig?
Me: it's my last precious smoke
Colin: I will pay you whatever for that
Me: ok , if you pay for drinks!

by Imbeckywiththebesthair November 20, 2016