Moist: When a female becomes sexually aroused.
Potato: A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.
Moist Potato: A sexually aroused brainless girl.
Potato: A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.
Moist Potato: A sexually aroused brainless girl.
by trollmeat January 2, 2018
Get the Moist Potato mug.A baked potato, or jacket potato, is a potato that has been baked for eating. When well cooked, a baked potato has a fluffy interior and a crisp skin. It may be served with fillings and condiments such as butter, cheese, sour cream, gravy or even ground meat.
I woke up early yesterday morning and had incredible craving for a baked potato. I went downstairs and looked in the fridge and to my satisfaction, found unimaginable amounts of dishes containing baked potatoes. I tasted one potato and unsatisfied at the fact that it was so dry.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
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A game similar to cornhole, but 100% more Irish, and without the weird sounding name.
A game similar to cornhole, but 100% more Irish, and without the weird sounding name.
"Oi Alby, hows about a rousing game of Potato-Bucket?"
"Nah mate, I'm absolutely knackered after that last game of Guinness-Can"
"Nah mate, I'm absolutely knackered after that last game of Guinness-Can"
by Irishm8 February 27, 2019
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Get the super potato mug.My Retarded cousin wanted to serve the community. I suggested he head to his local comic shop and see about joining the local Potato Army.
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