Girl: I want to clock you up one.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.
by Coral123 November 26, 2009

by zayy._27 September 12, 2025

The hypothetical clock that counts down the time you have to determine if a girl is a thot or not. Similar to a shot clock in basketball, the thot clock adds pressure on you to make a decision of whether this girl is dateable or not. In one respect, if you give a thot too much attention, she won’t leave you alone; therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re stuck with her. Alternatively, if she is not a thot and you don’t act quick enough, she’ll leave you for another guy. Therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re left without a girl.
Friend A: That girl so damn fine, but I think she’s a thot.
Friend B: You better make a move quick. Your thot clock is running out.
Friend B: You better make a move quick. Your thot clock is running out.
by holmesd March 7, 2019

by coolpotatoe724 April 21, 2025

When you are gagging for a beer or a line and your internal clock starts ticking. Usually around 2pm on a Friday.
Fuck me Barry, the Cluck Clock has started. Get me to the boozer, no more work is getting done today.
by TARMAC LTD November 24, 2020

by minimike_713922 December 9, 2023

Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today
by 3scort August 6, 2019
