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Clock One Up

a female version of bone, to have sex with.
Girl: I want to clock you up one.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.
by Coral123 November 26, 2009
mugGet the Clock One Upmug.

Clock It

A "sassy" or sophisticated term to express someone agreeing with another person in a situation.
Person 1 - The earth is flat

Person 2 - The earth is actually round

Person 3 - Clock it!
by zayy._27 September 12, 2025
mugGet the Clock Itmug.

thot clock

The hypothetical clock that counts down the time you have to determine if a girl is a thot or not. Similar to a shot clock in basketball, the thot clock adds pressure on you to make a decision of whether this girl is dateable or not. In one respect, if you give a thot too much attention, she won’t leave you alone; therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re stuck with her. Alternatively, if she is not a thot and you don’t act quick enough, she’ll leave you for another guy. Therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re left without a girl.
Friend A: That girl so damn fine, but I think she’s a thot.

Friend B: You better make a move quick. Your thot clock is running out.
by holmesd March 7, 2019
mugGet the thot clockmug.

Clocking Out

A discrete way of referring to suicide.
this week sucked, ill being clocking out tonight
by coolpotatoe724 April 21, 2025
mugGet the Clocking Outmug.

Cluck Clock

When you are gagging for a beer or a line and your internal clock starts ticking. Usually around 2pm on a Friday.
Fuck me Barry, the Cluck Clock has started. Get me to the boozer, no more work is getting done today.
by TARMAC LTD November 24, 2020
mugGet the Cluck Clockmug.

Edge O Clock

Edge o clock means its time to edge
Guy 1: My Edge O Clock is going off

Guy 2: Its time to edge bro
by minimike_713922 December 9, 2023
mugGet the Edge O Clockmug.

shawshank alarm clock

The Shawshank alarm clock is the act of waking up someone with hardcore anal
Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today
by 3scort August 6, 2019
mugGet the shawshank alarm clockmug.

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