Any church that is homophobic, misogynist, and non-liturgical. Used almost exclusively to contrast conservative Christians from Progressive Christians.
"Your "priest" is a woman? That isn't a real church. "
"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."
"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."
"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."
"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."
by SapphicSelene April 5, 2024
Get the real churchmug. by kurapikakafka May 6, 2021
Get the to leave churchmug. Church-Bell is a Victorian slang phrase originally used to reference talkative women. Though slightly sexist at the time, the term usually now covers all genders.
“Your wife is a real church-bell when it comes to badminton.”
“So what? You're a real church-bell when it comes to knock-off pizzas and pirated movies, but you don't see me complaining.”
“So what? You're a real church-bell when it comes to knock-off pizzas and pirated movies, but you don't see me complaining.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
Get the Church-Bellmug. The zealous devotion to wokeness including: public shaming, calling for job termination, harassing otherwise peaceful events, shouting over and disrupting rational counter arguments, demanding everything be viewed through the woke lens, etc.
Behavior otherwise attributed to Westbrook Baptist Church members
Behavior otherwise attributed to Westbrook Baptist Church members
A: “What is up with Paul?? He was screaming I was ‘CisHet’ and clapping in my face to ‘Do. The. Work.’ What does that even mean?”
B: “He goes to the Wokesboro Baptist Church so he makes everything shitty. Just ignore him.”
B: “He goes to the Wokesboro Baptist Church so he makes everything shitty. Just ignore him.”
by Pnw2mpls November 3, 2021
Get the Wokesboro Baptist Churchmug. A lingual church in Sudan may work from English, Arabic, and Sudanese Arabic to translate the Bible into their own language.
by jag3773 July 14, 2023
Get the lingual churchmug. The absolute flavor. Like being the best.
The Church's Chicken slogan is "Bringin' That Down Home Flavor", they mean they are the best and most unique and real.
The Church's Chicken slogan is "Bringin' That Down Home Flavor", they mean they are the best and most unique and real.
by luluknowsbest November 6, 2020
Get the Church's Chickenmug. Cain church is a 14 year old born march 28 2010 and lives in remsenburg-speonk new york. he is very jewish and gets made fun of every day for it. cain church was put on probation for three months for criminal mischief
by Cain Church December 5, 2024
Get the Cain Churchmug.