beat by the monkey

When someone in school gets such a low score on a multiple choice test that a monkey filling in random answers would have beaten them.

Deon: What the..? I got a 12% on my biology midterm!

Poindexter: Weren't there only 4 possible answers for each question? You should have gotten a 25% even if you guessed on every single one!

Deon: How can this be? How can I know LESS than nothing?

Poindexter: Haha, you got beat by the monkey.

by DeanAmine October 6, 2010

BEAT DROP

Yabadaboobap 😭🔫 yabadababadawatawoowap 😖

Ur mom: Why are you sad?
Me: BEAT DROP 😪

by Ur._Mommy July 10, 2021

Beat Juice

A slang term for semen

“Yo girl you boutta produce some beat juice”
“Ayy tf”

by SlappingFascists October 1, 2018

beat skeet

Beating your meat then skeeting as the natural result.Jerking your gerk.

Me: Dog why have you not been answering your phone?
Sun: Sorry bro i was beat skeeting!
Me: Beat skeet?
Sun: You don't know what beat skeet is?
Me: When you beat it till you skeet it?
Sun: Exactly!

by Tyresius February 29, 2008

bronski beat

Guy with a shaved head. Bald by shaving as apposed to genetics. Reference is to lead singer Jimmy Somerville of Bronski Beat.

Yo Bronski Beat! I'll have a shot of Patron!

Luca's all Bronski Beat...

by RTG Now August 18, 2011

Beat Down

A dance where you sort of punch violently downwards, one of the safer things to do in a mosh pit.

That emo girl just tried to beat down my ass, you think she wants me?

by dj_monged August 8, 2004

shit beat

A shit beat is when you shit in your hand and jerk off.

I jus had a really good shit beat this morning.

by shaque January 28, 2006