square ass nigga

1. Someone with no sense of humor
2. Someone that is unwilling to bend the rules to have fun
3. Someone who is basic

Same as a 'stiff' or a 'square'

My roommates cool, but hes a square ass nigga, i can't even smoke around him

by baebby July 8, 2017

square root of 69

Mouthwash

Square root of 69

In your mouth

by qqwweerrttyyuuiiooppaassddffgg July 30, 2016

WC Squared (wc2)

World Class Wonder Cunt

Here comes the WC's new boss ..the WC
Squared ..twice as ineffective,but twice as powerful

by frog 514 November 25, 2002

Times Square outhouse

Any place where a large group urinates in a common area.

Brendan and the boys were out getting shitfaced again. They got together at a Times Square Outhouse. Brendan thought it was a water fountain. His bad!

by Kobrakys June 7, 2021

1000 Square Wipe

When you take a huge shit that requires a lot of toilet paper squares.

Tom: Sorry Jerry I missed the game, I had to take the 1000 Square Wipe

by DNJosh January 27, 2021

golden square birthday

Similarly to your golden birthday, your golden square birthday is when you turn the square of your birth day.
If you were born on the 6th of the month, your golden square birthday is when you turn 36.
If you were both on the 2nd of the month, your golden square birthday was when you turned 4.
People with high birth day numbers do not get to celebrate their golden square :(

It's my grandma's golden square birthday today! She's turning 81!

by zoop_zoop August 19, 2020

One square challenge

Verb: the act of going to Taco Bell and ordering $41 worth of the menu and a Baja blast, eating it all in one sitting it all in one sitting, then dropping a nuke in the bathroom, but you are only allowed one square of toilet paper to wipe. After the nuke you must make the walk of shame through the restraunt back to the bus the stop.

Ex. 1

Victor: did you hear about the guy Hendricks? He died doing the one square challenge.

Bryant: No what is the one square challenge?

Ex. 2
Gilbert: BRO, I lost my March madness pool and now I have to do the one square challenge.

Carl: F

by Thiccnibba95 March 22, 2019