big spoon debacle

The awkward moment when lying in bed when one must decide which partner will be the big spoon or the little spoon. Generally, only occurs with same-sex relationships.

Rocky was shorter than his partner, Bulwinkle, but when Bulwinkle turned away, Rocky had to awkwardly figure out his next step in the big spoon debacle and reluctantly assumed the role of big spoon.

by Rocky Asif December 9, 2008

Peanut Butter Spoon

I really dont know, donut operator told me to look this up on urban dictionary. I expected something dirty, but all I got was a definition about a hearty snack.

Wow I'd clean that peanut butter spoon so good with only my tongue.

by JerkinLovesDonutOperator September 23, 2020

Peanut butter spoon

A word that donut operator told us to look up here

Is that a peanut butter spoon?

by My name is donut September 18, 2020

Spoon full of sugar

a concave eating utensil containing Victorian Britains favourite opiate, Heroin/ smack/ Diamorphine/ Mary's choice/ Dancing chimney sweep/ Tupence/ Wooden leg named Smith etc..

"Children, hold this spoon full of sugar over that candle whilst Bert and I fetch a syringe from a skip."

by badmanr2 August 5, 2009

Fucked By a Rusty Spoon

#1. A phrase used to describe the resent or displeasure one has to perform a task or assignment. Used to make such a task given more painful or agonizing than getting fucked by a rusty spoon.

#2. A term of excitement, surprise, or awe.

#1a. I'd rather get fucked by a rusty spoon than go out with that chick.

#1b. Mom: "Daniel, take out the trash and clean the dishes!"
Daniel: "I'd prefer getting fucked by a rusty spoon than do that!"

#2. Brianna: "I won a trip to the Bahamas!"
Will: "Well I'll be fucked by a rusty spoon, that's great!"

by reditalia593 March 14, 2010

spoon n' slip

When "spooning" with a woman, you "slip" your penis in her vagina. #DS

I pulled the "spoon n' slip" with my wife on the couch last night.
In an attempt to be inconspicuous, A man's go to move under a generously-sized sofa blanket should be ol' fashion "spoon n' slip".

by SpntaneousCmbustion January 24, 2015

dark side of the spoon

Comes from the band Ministry, a pun on the famous Pink Floyd song Dark Side of the Moon, it portrays the carbon build-up on the bottom of a spoon that has been used to cook drugs (i.e. heroin).

Can be used as slang for heroin use.

I used to live on the 'dark side of the spoon'.

by standalonecomplex November 22, 2006