Shuffled

Someone who is unsure/questioning whether or not they are asexual (aka ace).

“I think girls look pretty, but I can’t tell if I like them sexually or just aesthetically. I don’t know if I’m ace. I’m shuffled.”

by ThePipYay October 28, 2021

Shitter Shuffle

The dance conducted when looking for toilet paper without having wiped your butt. Often when you realise your out and no one is helping you out. Sometimes done is various states of dress, often pants around ones ankles.

Bob: “fear hit, toilet paper out, and I had conduct a shitter shuffle to the closet, awful, awful day”
Chad: “shit happens, glad you got through it”

by NotSorrySorry February 17, 2021

The Columbian Shuffle

The act of brisk walking across Columbia Road on University Avenue in the frozen tundra aka Grand Forks, North Dakota in the middle of winter going to class. Usually practiced when trying to make the light and is a substitute for running so one does not slip with his/her backpack.

{Man slips in the middle of the intersection spilling his bag}

Chris: If he was smart, he would have just done the columbian shuffle.

Ann: Way to icy out to be running across like that...

by Gypsie Nomad May 5, 2010

Ramon shuffle

When a ramon tries to shuffle the deck but it was literally just cut one time. In other words he did jack shit.

Don't ever ask ramon to Ramon shuffle the uno deck or everyone will get screwed over and he'll win he sucks.

by Bob685547 March 19, 2022

Stina Marie Shuffle

A method of shuffling cards, origination unknown, but popularized in Michigan and Virginia, USA. The method consists of throwing a deck (or more, in multi - deck circumstances) on the table face down and then mixing them up by moving them around the table and each other haphazardly. It is said (although not validated) that this method of shuffling mixes cards up more thoroughly than with a standard shuffle. There is no correlation between use of the method and achieving success in card games.

If you don’t own a card shuffler, sometimes a Stina Marie shuffle is the best way to shuffle 4 decks of cards for a hand of canasta.

by Pignut26 February 26, 2024

Skirt shuffle

When a pre op trans woman jerks herself off under her skirt. Another version of pocket pool.

I saw this woman doing the skirt shuffle at a train station, it was very weird

by Dabslevent May 10, 2024

Flat 3 shuffle

The budgeted ability of the achievement of a swivelly chair

Person 1: “Shoudlve seen me last night, I had to do the flat 3 shuffle”

by Aiden.Fukin January 15, 2021