Swamp Noose

A Dirty Vagina

Mark: Hey Floyd, see that girl over there?

Floyd: Yea?

Mark: She has a total Swamp Noose!

by uSwampNoose March 25, 2010

swamp ass

when your butt gets so sweaty you see it through your pants.

leather seats in your car in the summer +swamp ass.

by tgaz August 6, 2016

swamp love

When a man or a woman is obsessed with any form of anal seepage or play E.G. Person A takes a dump and wipes, but not enough to get everything out (this is known as planting the seed) and proceeds throughout the day sweating and farting to get as much of the mixture brewing as possible (the person may be able to smell themselves if the concoction is right) Person B eagerly waits to stick their face into the butt hole of Person A to determine if they are ready to mate, some of the seepage may or may not get onto their face

Joe : Dude, is it just me, or does Stacy smell like serious ass?
Don: Yea, i think her new boyfriend has a Swamp Love fetish, whatever floats their boat i guess

by proj3ctbm September 7, 2016

Swamp Logging

Swamp logging is the act of expelling all air from the mouth to create a perfect vacuum on your subject's anus. Once the lips are sealed and the vacuum is in place, one subtly extracts fecal matter directly from the jejunum with a swift inhalation.

Ryan was swamp logging Alex last night. I watched and masturbated frantically in the closet.

by Johnny Rico, Death from Above June 11, 2010

Swamp Ass Meter

A substitute for a thermometer temperature usually read in Celcius or Farenheit. The swamp ass meter goes from the number 1 to 10.

The degree in which to measure one's level of swamp ass achieved. Normally measured from 1 being the lowest level to 10 being maximum.

Noodle: "Thorpe, I'm coming to visit you in AZ tomorrow, what should I pack?"

Thorpe: "Noods, the swamp ass meter is at 9.5 today, you better just bring shorts and flip flops."

Noodle: "Crud, it's only 2.5 here in Utah...Do you have any Gold Bond for me to powder with?"

by pronomore July 30, 2009

murder in the swamp ass

an offshoot of swamp ass, murder in the swamp ass is when a girl is on her period and is also sweating buckets from summer heat

Sheila was quite agitated walking 32 NYC blocks with murder in the swamp ass.

by marilefay August 18, 2010

swamp bogger

a kid usually with the last name contains Bell and the first consists of Keaton. These destructive children like to jump into deep, scum infested, stank fanger like water.

That kid is a swamp bogger

by Muff Masster October 28, 2003