pudding hammock

When you try to fart but instead you shit your pants
Jim had a pudding hammock during gym
by The8 October 04, 2015
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applesauce pudding

What happens when a group abuses someone in a way most think impossible and so neurologically abusive she constantly tries to take her own life. They do this so they can put an ear of corn in her mouth the wrong way whenever they want and get away with it.
They decided her brain goes to applesauce pudding, we need a good scapegoat that has a rewind, delete button. No monitor, no problem.
by swellsoundsthatkill April 12, 2022
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applesauce pudding

when someone turns your brain to mush because they are so fucked up that is their answer top any problem and will they will probably always get away with it. A federal lobotomizer the rosemary effect.
"she was in witness protection so when he found her he turned her brain to applesauce pudding and got her some green jello"
by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022
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Foot Pudding

when a male ejaculates on someone’s foot
“Let me give you some foot pudding

“I have some pudding for your foot, aka foot pudding”
by poopypoopee August 01, 2021
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Mental Pudding

Could be another term for anxiety. Comes in large doses. Usually fills your gut when fear-filled, or you're thinking too much.
His gut filled with Mental Pudding.
by killmeplzicantliveanymore June 10, 2022
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Pudding body

A girl with a great body, but every guy is putting (pudding) his dick in her
Dude she has a pudding body bro! Imma be in that tonight!
body
by hanker_dankers February 01, 2016
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Pit of Pudding

When you fuck the almighty Rachel and your dick gets stuck in her nasty pussy juice.
Oh shit, my dick is stuck in the pit of pudding!
by The Whole Foods Club May 14, 2016
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