a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex
James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?
by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii October 31, 2017
Get the the dick phantom mug.When a driver makes their turns at such a wide angle that you can only assume they used to be a commercial truck driver.
What is that old man doing? He made that turn so wide I thought he was going to fly off into that ditch. Maybe he used to be a truck driver so now he has Phantom Trailer Syndrome PTS?
by A.T. Grace March 15, 2015
Get the Phantom Trailer Syndrome [PTS] mug.When you lose your butthole or it falls off and you forget that you don’t have a butthole anymore and try to poop but nothing happens.
by Fartman696969 October 28, 2021
Get the Phantom Butthole mug.When you push out a log into the toilet, but when you wipe the paper is completely clean. Hence the phantom
"Wow, that was the cleanest asshole Ive ever had!, it was like it was never there, almost ais was a phantom shit"
by ShakenMcCola October 1, 2017
Get the Phantom Shit mug.A Metaphor for someone that That is Unpredictable And Reveals Itself unexpectedly and Has Heightened Sense Of awareness And Is Very Swift Like a Fox as a Spirit animal while the phantom side is When He/She comes out of Nowhere then goes back to being hidden.
He/She Was Very mysterious I barley see Him/Her but when I’m having trouble with something He/She comes out of nowhere like a phantom And is as swift as a Fox With those two Words together becomes Phantom Fox.
by Masked Oni August 17, 2019
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#1: Phantom Pain is a condition where you lose a limb but your brain sends signals to that limb, like feeling like you have to itch that body part but you can’t
#2: Metal Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain
#1: Phantom Pain is a condition where you lose a limb but your brain sends signals to that limb, like feeling like you have to itch that body part but you can’t
#2: Metal Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain
Context #1 “Yo bro you have phantom pain right?” “Yeah I get it all the time”
Context #2 “Yo bro wanna watch me play Metal Gear Solid 5 The Phantom Pain?” “Sure can you share play?”
Context #2 “Yo bro wanna watch me play Metal Gear Solid 5 The Phantom Pain?” “Sure can you share play?”
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by C. Shiet May 13, 2019
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