Mega Gatling Pea

A plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which fires 4 peas at a time at zombies, but can spontaneously Plant Food which then allows him to fire 5 peas at a time with a small chance of occurring.

"Mega Gatling Pea + Torchwood = Unstoppable Combination in Tournament Mode."

by Otheruser325 December 24, 2022

Mega Fart Pig Monkey

Used to describe an obese black nigger that farts often and reeks of shit.

1. I haven’t showered in a month.

2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!

1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺

2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY

by MushaPickleJuice December 29, 2022

mega sick

When you are sick but worse than you expected, so you tell your mates that you are mega sick.

Mate, I'm actually mega sick.
Oh nooo!
Yeah I know right. Keep vomming at decidedly inopportune moments.
Like when haha
Blerrguugugyy

by RedfireUK January 5, 2023

mega flex

A metaphorical flex where you try to assert mental dominance over others by "flexing" your brain and showcasing your knowledge. Usually done in a condescending manner.

"I'm literally starving."
"You're not literally starving, you're just hungry. If you were starving you'd be unable to talk or move."
"What a mega flex."

by justsomeguywhoeatswaffles November 19, 2018

MEGA-WHITE

A white person that eats kale, is a vegetarian or vegan, uses adult coloring books. They watch football but don't know the rules. They have trouble understanding or even condoning the slightest racist joke.

Did you see Sharon eating kale?
Yeah, she is Mega-White.

by Nvt2126 December 10, 2018

Mega Retard

Some re re that likes spaghetti too much.

Jeez man, Griffin Rowell is such a Mega Retard. Over there with his friccin spaghetti.

by Big Boi Billeee March 18, 2019

Mega pizda

Vulgar Romanian expression for "very fucking good".

Ficatul de rata o fost mega pizda!
The duck liver was very fucking good!

by Becu2005 January 3, 2019