grape lips

when your lips turn purple the morning after an ecstacy session and resemble grapes.

"hey petey how many yokes did ye swallow last night, thats some whopper pair of grape lips on ye"

by gicker king October 24, 2007

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tight grapes

when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon

surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion. That is when you get the tight grapes.

by wweedpasta July 17, 2023

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A relationship in which an unmarried younger is invited to a house of a married person for sexual or romantic purposes with the other married absent or present.

The emoji portion is an imagery of what goes behind the traditional facade of assumed straight marriage.

Jerry Falwell's wife Becki seduced a pool boy. Love soo unstoppable and evolved into Grape🍇Ape. Jerry Falwell must have felt he needed to oversee quite a controversial 🍇 moment; thus, leading him to his humiliating resignation as the president of Liberty University.

by Lauren Loyola November 24, 2021

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red grape

A annoying teacher at school. Example; I don’t want to be a red grape skibity brea teacher.

Example; I don’t want to be a red grape skibity brea teacher.

by Bigballslickerbrea July 28, 2024

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Grape

The epididymis in a man’s scrotum. The veiny bit behind the testicle Wich transports sperm.

“I massaged my grape last night and it’s all smoothe now, it also feels like I’m having a mini orgasm every time I change the angle I’m sitting on”
“I was with Gina all night last night. She proper grabbed my bollocks and Swang off them like a church bell pulley. Proper exultant shit. Needless to say, my grape feels like it’s been pulled half away to buggery”

by Pat Dry June 30, 2025

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