A strategy used to conceal ignorance in a debate when unable to answer a question by deferring to a Google search as "proof" that a good answer exists.
Google Punting is an intellectually lazy way out of an argument. In essence, it is an admission of defeat by saying "I don't know, and I'm unable to put together an intelligent argument, but someone else probably could. Plus, this is great because I'm forcing you to do all the work, while implying that you're the lazy one (not me) because you couldn't look it up yourself. And, if you're stupid enough to do it, it's even better because if you find something that disproves my point I can counter with 'hey, I didn't say that', or 'you're just cherry-picking' *and* send you back searching for the 'real' answer".
by FigurinOutLife September 30, 2012
Get the Google Puntingmug. Someone who Google's random information that usually requires a long haul in the education department. They hold the traits of being self-righteous, full of themselves sometimes, and have unrealistic objectives.
A Google Fucktard may (or will) Google things such as the mass of an element on the periodic table, to things like "how fast does an object fall that weighs 200 pounds from a height of 1000ft"?
Google Fucktards usually think they are smarter than you, and usually end their fallacious arguments with "That's right, I'm smarter than you!". They think they are smarter than you because they have the god power of Google to answer their useless fucking knowledge
A Google Fucktard may (or will) Google things such as the mass of an element on the periodic table, to things like "how fast does an object fall that weighs 200 pounds from a height of 1000ft"?
Google Fucktards usually think they are smarter than you, and usually end their fallacious arguments with "That's right, I'm smarter than you!". They think they are smarter than you because they have the god power of Google to answer their useless fucking knowledge
Person 1: "You should know that there are different levels of Assault charges and you could go to prison since you are a legal adult"
Person 2: "Actually, according to Wikipedia, the charges vary on the infliction of assault on someone. That's right I'm smarter than you"
Person 3: "Yes but there are different variations of Assault. If you punch somebody several times that is attempting to cause bodily harm"
Person 2: "Oh yeh well what's the atomic mass of Plutonium? 244! That's right I'm smarter than you!"
Person 1: "Oh my god what a Google Fucktard"
Person 2: "Actually, according to Wikipedia, the charges vary on the infliction of assault on someone. That's right I'm smarter than you"
Person 3: "Yes but there are different variations of Assault. If you punch somebody several times that is attempting to cause bodily harm"
Person 2: "Oh yeh well what's the atomic mass of Plutonium? 244! That's right I'm smarter than you!"
Person 1: "Oh my god what a Google Fucktard"
by I'm smarter than all of you!!! October 13, 2011
Get the Google Fucktardmug. John: Who was that guy in the movie where they beat the crap out of aliens?
Bob: I dunno? Lemme look it up just for shits and googles...
Bob: I dunno? Lemme look it up just for shits and googles...
by scoobylou May 28, 2013
Get the shits and googlesmug. "Did you know sharks swim 1000 miles a day?"
"Actually no, it says right here on Google they swim 35 miles a day."
"You're such a Google thumper"
"You're still wrong"
"Actually no, it says right here on Google they swim 35 miles a day."
"You're such a Google thumper"
"You're still wrong"
by Quantum Rocket May 18, 2015
Get the Google Thumpermug. 
Get the google bordummug. The act of searching one's own name within Google with the intention of cleaning up one's online persona. Often includes resetting multiple passwords.
"I have dozens of outdated blogs, portfolios and profiles online."
"Time to do a little Spring Googling."
"Time to do a little Spring Googling."
by ijy April 19, 2014
Get the Spring Googlingmug. Google rat is someone in rats united with level 90+. He is also a very cringe simp so don’t talk to him cuz he’ll start simping for you in no time. Boohoo. Hah
by GoogleRat March 6, 2021
Get the Google Ratmug.