I felt a rumbling so I proceeded to cup my farthole and grabbed a handful of fart sprinkles to sprinkle on the wife. It must of had some darkside in it cause she turned evil.
by MrWangsta April 26, 2016
Get the Fart Sprinklemug. The art of engulfing air with your bum and retaining it and then squeezing it to create a fart. This is a skill that will make you be able to release earth shattering farts for unlimited times. Sometimes those vile ass fumes will not be coped by the average human.
Man1: Hey did you hear my fart
Man2: Yeah it was quiet I’ll teach you how to be pumping farts. Their loud
Man2: *FARTS*
Palm tree: *Flies away*
Man2: Yeah it was quiet I’ll teach you how to be pumping farts. Their loud
Man2: *FARTS*
Palm tree: *Flies away*
by Thefume1010 April 21, 2019
Get the Pumping fartsmug. The act of squeezing out ones farts whilst performing martial art moves. Replacing "Hee Yaaaa" with a bottom rippler.
Van Damme disposed of the three assailants with an uppercut, roundhouse and wet Martial Fart that smelled of eggs...
by fishkka August 11, 2010
Get the Martial Fartmug. by Crham December 26, 2015
Get the fart lobstermug. When a girl farts and the ‘fart air’ rides up forward into their pussy hole, and is then queefed out. The queef of the fart out of your pussy hole causes the labia to slap, flap and flop about resembling two pieces of bologna flapping together simultaneously. The combination of shit smell and pussy smell creates a dirty wet bologna smell.
/ bəˈlōnē / färt / Noun _ Verb
-“Wtf, Why does it smell like freakin bologna in my car?”
-“Sorry, I just bologna farted..smells like my ass and vag.”
-“Christie, What the hell! Did you just queef?”
-“Close, it was actually a bologna fart. My labia be flappin in da wind yo! Smells so bad too. Just embrace it, dude! It’s natural.”
-“Wtf, Why does it smell like freakin bologna in my car?”
-“Sorry, I just bologna farted..smells like my ass and vag.”
-“Christie, What the hell! Did you just queef?”
-“Close, it was actually a bologna fart. My labia be flappin in da wind yo! Smells so bad too. Just embrace it, dude! It’s natural.”
by Lick It Like A Lizard May 14, 2020
Get the Bologna Fartmug. When you go to the bathroom to take a shit, and you only end up farting. Then proceeding to wipe your butt and flush it.
by jonsnowlover October 24, 2018
Get the Took a Fartmug. Tom thought to him self why it smelled like a fart even though he had not farted. He then remembered that across the room was Jim, and that Jim was a known Fart Slinger.
by TasteyPotato September 12, 2014
Get the Fart Slingermug.