Eli

Eli is a cute and wonderful guy you love, the comes out as gay on you birthday. Good for him, bad for you

“Hey remember Eli?”
“Yea i knew he was gay”

by The gay foggat September 20, 2021

ELI

has some muscles the size of bowling balls and he is funny he loves all sports and everyone likes him unlike other people.

eli will be the awesomest forever even if he is dead

by pooface07 September 2, 2019

Eli

Meme lord. Often makes fun of Marcus loves fortnite and gets angry very esaly

Eli1 can you be any uglier
Marcus1yhea

by Oneboot October 30, 2017

Pierre-Eli

If anybody needs a friend, Pierre-Eli will always be there for you. He is a hard book to open but once he does, you’ll get addicted

Hey it’s Pierre-Eli!! Please be our friends please !!

by TheTruthTeller(TTT) April 3, 2022

Eli Vance

when you want your work friend to fuck your daughter

Eli Vance: "There's nothing Gordon can't handle, with the possible exception of you ;)"
Alyx: "Dad.. Please"
Eli, Again: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦ"

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 9, 2024

Elis

A girl who is sexy ahusharmuta. will not hesitate to fuck your mom (twice) and you'll let her. Anybody wants to be an Elis.

Dude 1: Dude, Elis just fucked my mom.
Dude 2: Lucky.

by not elis November 21, 2021

Ely Access Guy

The person in charge of Ely Access Guide, aka Ely Access Guy,

For those that on't know what ELy Access Guide is, it's a company that makes accessibility guides for lots of venues round the UK, yet hardly anyone knows about it. He does live streams and lots of videos

Girls:"Hello there, I saw you last weekend!"
Guy: Hey, wondered why I took loads of photos?"
Girls: Yes
Guy: AHa, (opens YouTube)
I'm the Ely Access Guy and I made a guide. Nice to meet you

by Ely Access Guy November 17, 2024