A martial arts technique for Nunchucks wherein the person uses one hand to protect their Dong (Penis) and the other hand firmly grasps the nunchucks and in one motion swings the nunchucks over their head like their life depended on it.
Popularized by the Showtime TV show WEEDS
Popularized by the Showtime TV show WEEDS
Your in a forest surrounded by the enemy... The enemy inches in closer. When they are just inches away you invoke the Dong High Defense.
What is that?
YOU PROTECT YOUR DONG AND THEN YOU SWING LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!
What is that?
YOU PROTECT YOUR DONG AND THEN YOU SWING LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!
by WeedsFan September 1, 2013
Get the Dong High Defense mug.A Noun- Funny smooth foreign exchange student who likes american girls and get's more ass then a toliet seat.
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by KeiraTheFox August 9, 2010
Get the Long Duk Dong mug.noun: a very large spider with penis legs.
adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.
adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.
by Pinkeye_paranoia May 28, 2008
Get the Daddy Dong Legs mug.L: what's up wing wang dong!
N:chillen like a villan.
N:going to get my shizzle nizzled.
L: for cheesy my neezy.
N:chillen like a villan.
N:going to get my shizzle nizzled.
L: for cheesy my neezy.
by vee factorial October 13, 2003
Get the Wing Wang Dong mug.After seeing an extremely attractive young man/woman the word Ding-Dong is exclaimed along with a long and exaggerated "Oh" sound.
Proclaiming Ding-Dong is also appropriate when there is a moment of sexual conotation or sexual innuendo
Proclaiming Ding-Dong is also appropriate when there is a moment of sexual conotation or sexual innuendo
(hot guy walks past)
Dora: "OH-DING-DONG!"
Sarah: OMG you know that really hot guy David? We're gonna share a tent on the camping trip!"
Jess: OH-DING-DONG!!!
Dora: "OH-DING-DONG!"
Sarah: OMG you know that really hot guy David? We're gonna share a tent on the camping trip!"
Jess: OH-DING-DONG!!!
by QuaggaQuimps October 28, 2010
Get the Oh-Ding-Dong mug.Before you proceed to make sweet love to a woman's anal area, be sure that she has eaten a hearty meal. As you are giving it to her good, tell her when you are about to come. This next part is very tricky. As you come, she will simultaneously shit, thus enveloping your cum in her shit. The end product resembles a Hostess Ding Dong.
I didn't have to go to the convenient store because my girlfriend and I made an impromptu ding dong. We split it.
by AWOFF November 21, 2010
Get the Impromptu Ding Dong mug.When you get a girl to lay with her upper back on the floor, her lower back against the side of her bed, and her legs in the air. You then lay on your stomach on the bed with your lower body hanging off the bed between her legs. Insert your dick in her vag. With your arms behind your back, you use your legs to bounce your stomach up and down on the bed inducing penetration.
I was planning on running a marathon this year, but unfortunately the guy I met last night was well-versed in the art of the Long-Dong Grasshopper.
by tanookiwarrior June 3, 2009
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