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Church Penis

Someone who is possession of a Fila fanny pack. He often falls asleep in church. He is seen as a librarian hoe, a toe sucker, and a bitch.
by Churchalisous March 27, 2019
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Cain Church

Cain church is a 14 year old born march 28 2010 and lives in remsenburg-speonk new york. he is very jewish and gets made fun of every day for it. cain church was put on probation for three months for criminal mischief
by Cain Church December 5, 2024
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Church's Chicken

The absolute flavor. Like being the best.
The Church's Chicken slogan is "Bringin' That Down Home Flavor", they mean they are the best and most unique and real.
I look good! When we get to the club, I'm serving this Church's Chicken!
by luluknowsbest November 6, 2020
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Dick Church

Founded by the first king of dicks and his council of cocks. Worshipping the dick kings dick. It is all powerful and grants the gift of life. It is a sin to cum in a place other then the woman's vagina because it's considered a wasted life. Our greatest holiday is in the month of December. It is called dickcember. For 31 days a group of 12 or more people, 6 males and 6 females, are locked in a room where they then have a battle royal with their genitals. The last one standing is crowned king of dicks until the next dickcember.

Worshipping takes place on the equinoxes. To hail the sun and the moon as they cum together
by Constrain December 6, 2017
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The Church

That's your fucking story? That the church swooped in and stopped all the raping and pillaging?
Hym "Holy shit you ACTUALLY did it! You gave the church credit for stopping rape. Go watch it. Everybody was raping and pillaging. Then the agricultural revolution happened and the people who hoarded resources started out-reproducing everyone. Then the church came along marriage saved everyone from rape... Except nobody told Christopher Columbus because I'm pretty sure his guys were raping and pillaging. There's some skepticism around it regarding his diary claiming that in his diary he told them not to rape. I know you're going to say here 'Columbus didn't work for the church!' And he didn't fucking have to you idiot. If the 'central guiding ethos' is the cause of everything that happens in a culture then it's the central guiding ethos. And as far as the bible is concerned, rape is rewarded. If you rape someone, according to the bible, you have to take the person as your wife. So, it's like pissing on a tree. There are MEN who ALMOST get raped in the bible. And the guy is like 'No, please, take my prostitute and daughter instead.' And take the daughter and prostitute they did. They didn't like the prostitute. They chopped her up pretty good. But it actively takes credit for every moral advancement humans make in real time. It didn't do that. It just unified the whites under one banner and the it came for eberyone else. Still, it's closer to MY theory of historical inter-sexual relationships than the red-pill dorks so... CORRECT AGAIN! The correctest man strikes again!"
by Hym Iam November 13, 2023
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Church's Chicken

by SPrice1980 April 17, 2022
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