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Texas Tavern

1. A hole in the wall restaraunt in Roanoke, VA AKA the millionaires club. A place to go after a hard days work a or hard nights drinking.

2. An eatery where a meal will cost about $5 for a cheesy western, a bowl with (a bowl of chili with onions), and a drink.

3. Serving 1000 people, 10 at a time

4. We don't cash checks and we don't play with bumblebees
The internet support department went to the Texas Tavern after a day riddled with outages for a cheesy western and a bowl with.
by myowneviltwin August 18, 2009
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bullet texting

Intentionally sending multiple short text messages all on the same line of thought or point in rapid succession. Often times this is done when the point could be made in one message, but is instead spanned out over 5-7 quick messages of 1-3 words each. Can be immensely frustrating, as new messages stream in while the recipient attempts to respond.
(Bullet texting conversation)
Person 1: Hey
Person 1: What's goin on
Person 1: Anything?
Person 1: Was thinking of getting food
Person 1: You hungry?

Person 2: Yeah, I could go for some food. Where you wanna eat?

Person 1: Idk
Person 1: maybe wendy's
Person 1: but whatever's fine
Person 1: You?
by ZakTheDJ March 19, 2009
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Nick: Jesus man your Big Texan smells terrible.
Tyler: yupp. Its not a good time.
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textual harrassment

guy: omg this girl is crazy! she wont stop texting me.
guy2: dude, that could be considered textual harrassment
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textlationship

When someome only has a relationship with someone via text messages. Usually they have to bust out their cell phone to recap a conversation or any event involving the person.
"...oh wait. Where's my cellphone. I need my cellphone to tell this story about my friend."

"Must be another textlationship."
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Unprotected Text

The text version of "drunk dialing", in which you text someone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The resulting texts are often composed without a filter between the fingers and the brain. As such, unprotected sex often leads to situations that are, at best, uncomfortable.
Dude 1: Dude, how did Emily end up dating such a troll?

Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...

Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...
by Madfat October 3, 2007
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Texas Trouser Headlock

Texas Trouser Headlock
A sex position. When a male and a female are about to engage in intercourse, the male pulls down the female's pants in a way that they turn inside out as they come off, but stop so that they remain around the ankles. Finally the legs are lifted up so that the trousers catch around the back of the neck keeping them locked in the upright position.
Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.
Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.
Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.
by wes b January 17, 2007
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