tessahimpoo

A cute hot baby that does youtube instagram twitter twich and Facebook she is in a relationship with fresh and Iives and sleeps with him she also very cuddly and her favourite colour is purple

Oh fuck it's tessahimpoo she's so hot

by Skullbreaker June 27, 2022

Yam teets

Specifically long skinny dangling breasts that have had the perky youth sucked out of them as well as not likely ever been cupped by a bra nor ever been surgically enhanced.

He had penchant for yam teets due to the fact that in his youth the only naked pictures he had access to were in National Geographic.

by Carranca March 19, 2011

pregnancy test sure

99.9% sure

Michael: Dude, don't play with me. Are you sure my girl is cheating on me?

Dave: I'm sorry man, but I'm pregnancy test sure.

by oldtobylongbottomleaf November 14, 2011

breastalyzer test

A test conducted, usually by males, to examine the level of voluptuousness of a female's breast. As of the 28th of November in the year of 2012, a woman, at any time, must submit to this examination upon request by a male.

Female: Charlie gave me a breastalyzer test last night
Male: Is that legal?
Female: Yes, as of November 28, 2012 it became law in the United States.

by BillCrocket December 5, 2012

Cincinnati Test Tube

Farting in a revolving door, leaving your stink for the next person.

Oh man I was the victim of a Cincinnati Test Tube, coming into work today.

by Astroworm November 11, 2012

taco test

A test one performs with one's contact lens (the soft kind only) after cleaning, to see whether it is inside out or not-- and whether it is ready to be inserted into one's eye. The taco test consists of the contact lens wearer placing the soft contact lens on a fingertip and attempting to bend the contact in half. If it closes on itself easily, it is right-side-out. If it springs back, it is inside out, and should be inverted before placed on the eyeball.

"My contact lens came out, I think it's inside out; should've done the Taco Test."

by g-triangle September 9, 2014

dickmus test

Something that is used to make a judgment about whether someone is being a dick.

My ex was really pissed at the email I sent him, I should have put it through the dickmus test.
I really pissed off my best friend's fiance with my birthday toast- That's a good dickmus test for the best man speech.

by l_funsize_m April 23, 2015