self spankery

Self spankery is the act of a lonely fuck boy that lacks a following of "hoes" and has to spank himself in light of not getting booty

Guy1: Have you heard Chris is experimenting with self spankery?

Guy2: I'm not surprised, we should have seen this coming.

by FlaccidPeelz March 4, 2016

Night spanking

When you wake up in the middle of the night restless, so you decide to Masturbate to pass the time.

I could't sleep with all drugs took, hmm.....I guess I'll do some Night spanking

by Liberal Assassin January 25, 2017

Spank

Funky fresh. Dope. Stupid. Cool.

--Man, have you seen the new elementary school? It's off the hook!
--Yeah, it's pretty spank.

by EderC September 14, 2005

spank

1) To say something is awesome

Did you see that? It was totally spank.

by natsirt September 11, 2007

spank

spank is another word for "cool", or "tight"

dude, your new truck is so spank....

by funkE fresH December 23, 2006

spanki

A nickname for a person who is often considered a slut. Spankis are nice people who have a tendency to date assholes with no job or friends. You can often find spankis on a bus on the way to a town were no one knows them or at a friends house hiding from there parents. Spankis are induviduals who do things there own way (witch explains the I instead of a Y) and don't care who they hurt on the way of getting wat they want. Spankis often find ways to come to your house and eat all your food and then leave. They are often really attractive but for some reason date the ugliest people. They make good "friends" most of the time but not usually. If you meet a spanki my suggestion is to just leave them alone unless u feel like having a pointless, random, on and off, but fun friendship. Spankis are also usually friends with twitches. Both are people who worship jonah falcon becouse of their weird obsession with penis.

Dude 1: omg man I met a chic name spanki last night she thought I was hot and she gave me her number.

Dude 2: dude ur ugly as hell and weigh 392 pounds no wonder she liked you. Spankis love fat asses!

by twitch koochanazz August 6, 2009

Spanking a Gorilla

To tackle and dominate any hard task or situation.

A positive thing

Injust busted out with a serious backside 360. I spank gorillas

by Lee-Roy da' Lard Lump December 4, 2003