Smoothagus

An extremely soft person, who's skin glistens in the moonlight.

Wow, what a smoothagus with such soft and silky smooth skin!!

by chakjohnson69 July 24, 2011

Sloth

When one takes a dookie, but does not flush. The doodoo sits for hours and becomes crusty within the toilet.

Dude, there's a sloth sitting in the men's restroom.

by dookieman101 September 21, 2011

smooth stockton

applying a mixture of cornstarch lube and carmex to a womans asshole. it is said to give a more intense/erotic feel to anal sex

similar to a burning stockton but adapted for the much cooler desert nights.

JANE: I love anal sex but I hate the way it makes my asshole chap like it does.

STACEY: You know Jane you should really try a smooth stockton. It works great as a lube and it also helps condition and moisturize your butt pucker.

JANE: Oh, thanks Stacey. I cant wait to try that out.

by headgoat September 27, 2011

Slothpig

Most of Americans, Obese women in Moo-moos, Michelin tire arms, stomach, legs, neck and face, stomaching touching the ground, slow breathers, slow movers, 600lb women, fat morbidly obese people.

"Did you see that lady with the huge fupa, she lives like a slothpig."

"That huge ass lady looks like a slothpig."

by GanjaGal February 7, 2012

slothily

moving as slow as a sloth

Cody moved slothily to the kitchen to make a cup of tea when he was sick.

by Smiles5687 June 14, 2012

Slothenosis

A person who is fat, lazy, and is always sleeping, but claims to be active.

The woman down the street has slothenosis since she never leaves her bed.

by Kayso December 22, 2013

sloth le

An expression used in 'Singlish' to describe the feeling of being drunk and drowsy.

I got so wasted last night, I felt really sloth le.

by Jenzy December 26, 2013