soggy washington

When your son is asleep and you roll a dollar bill around your dick, stick it in his mouth, then molest his hole with the wet dollar bill around your dick.
I gave my son a soggy washington last night. The pizza's great.
by James O'neil June 09, 2019
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Soggy Broccoli

During the heat of summer, when the scrotum is at its most elastic and low hanging, it is crammed into a southerly orifice while the penis is inserted into the neighboring orifice. The penis and balls are then placed into the mouth of the recipient, where they smell like feet and are licked clean. Soggy Broccoli.
Megan appreciated a hefty helping of Billy's Soggy Broccoli after a long day at work and Billy was glad to have his tools cleaned.
by GingerMedic August 20, 2022
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Soggy Bobby

She wasn’t good at soggy Bobby
by Hunter131333 October 30, 2017
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Soggy Flickers

Kathy Hoover’s dropping boobs.
by Scun420 April 01, 2020
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Soggy Cobb

A Soggy Cobb is what Wolf from the Hunting department will call you when he feels that stealing the crispy creme doughnuts wasnt insulting enough.
Somer: "Where are the doughnuts Wolf?"

Wolf: "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME???"

Lysa: "I thought you were not allowed to eat anything after 3 pm...and you have a calls parked on 81, 82 and 84."
Wolf: "Shut up, YOU SOGGY COBB!"
by Tallons Stepmom September 03, 2019
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Soggy Chick

A baby piece of chicken is in a pool. Known to be a better pet than a "my soggy chicken in a pool".
A chick fell in my pool and became a "soggy chicken".
by Chick040506__ January 01, 2017
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soggy mailbox

I bet you expected this to be a dick joke

LOL
Me and the boys after we tell someone to search for soggy mailbox on urban dictionary:
by L.t.r89 December 26, 2023
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