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Bender (soccer slang)

A player that tries too hard at school recess, and usually ends up with an ankle injury. When he is passed the ball, he whiffs it completely and pulls a muscle.
Legend: Did you see him at break!? he got injured!
Dude: Haha what a Bender (soccer slang)
by BuxtonWater May 7, 2015
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Shit Paper Soccer

When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.
Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.
by Awesom0h4000 June 3, 2020
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Soccer

The way of expressing mexican culture, and acting. Also, soccer can only be played with white ball, no black ball, no brown ball, no aisan ball
Dis man played soccer, yes
by An idiot6453@2 December 8, 2017
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Soccer

Soccer is for people who retire from playing football and move to either of the American, Australian and Canadian league.
Omg dude let's play some soccer.
by Dylanlm November 19, 2022
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The Soccer Method

The Soccer Method refers to any extreme measures taken to "wake up" a large group of people to let them know about the current situation of their country, city, and area of residence.
The government used the soccer method on the people of south korea, and now they are one of the most hardworking countries.
by DarkMaster01 January 20, 2024
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Pro Soccer Contacts

A soccer business that is run by the three musketeers, one is a phone addict, two has been on every uni team, and the last one loves balenciaga and money. The business provided is good and gives good value if you need soccer teams to sign for.
Have you heard of Pro Soccer Contacts?
"Yeah it's run by the three musketeers"
by u mad or r u mad March 10, 2025
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