Soccer

Its fucking football not soccer.

Guy 1:I'm going to watch soccer with some friends
Guy 2: It's football you stupid ass

by BigUni72 September 18, 2018

fugly soccer ball

this is a cheap insult that some chimpanzee uses against you. like she shouldn't be talking

bro, that bitch just called me a fugly soccer ball.

by fives online June 5, 2023

men’s soccer

a made up sport for people who can’t play anything else

why would you go to a men’s soccer game

by caroline butler December 5, 2019

soccer bop

When you get slapped across the face with a flaccid penis.

Dude- "Wow did you see that video of Christian soccer bopping that girl!"
Girl - " omg don't talk about that it was disgusting!"

by PoopyDick SmallWood April 19, 2016

all day i dream about soccer

The slogan 'all day i dream about soccer' 1981-2017 was created by Barbara Gauss, Germany.

In her eBOOK 'all day i dream about sport' she talks about her life, the way she grew up, the dreams she had as a child and young grown up and the struggle she is going thru today, while defending her rights as a trademark owner, creator and sole owner of the intellectual property worldwide of the following slogans:

'all day i dream about soccer'
'all day i dream about sports'
'all day i dream about sport'

See also 'sports'

'all day I dream about soccer' is what ment everything to me when I was small and is what I feel, if I had to describe my childhood.

by Barbara Gauss May 24, 2017

Soccer boi

A faggot who denies it and is not only obsessed with with having rough sex with computers and often inserts his own floppy disk. Won a karate tournament against a small child once. Loves them soccer balls in his mouth.

Look at Alek over there hes such a soccer boi.

Oh no soccer boi inserted his floppy again.

by Unknown person3354 January 9, 2019

soccer buddy

A person who enjoys soccer as much as you do and loves you and is perfect for you

My soccer buddy is my best friend

by Lityou April 15, 2017