Soccer

The British term of FootBall (JUST CALL IT FOOTBALL DICKS)

Soccer is cool
SOCCER SUCKS FOOTBALL IS BETTER FUCK OFFF

by Α March 10, 2022

soccer boy

boys that plat soccer and cry over anything and everything because they're fuvking babies

hey did you hear about jacob that ugly soccer boy (jacob is a soccerr boy)

by isdv April 23, 2022

fugly soccer ball

this is a cheap insult that some chimpanzee uses against you. like she shouldn't be talking

bro, that bitch just called me a fugly soccer ball.

by fives online June 5, 2023

tub soccer

When you are in the shower and shooting ropes "ejaculating" and the ropes are chilling in the tub and you have to kick them in the drain. GOAL!

Man it feels like the world cup of tub soccer. This rope shot is going ! Going! Gone. Kicking it right into the drain .

by P whitey November 10, 2021

Thicc soccer

A game of soccer played by tiny fat kids, usually boys.

Yeah, Bacon’s out playing thicc soccer with his fat friends

by SkinnedOstrich October 1, 2017

soccer bop

When you get slapped across the face with a flaccid penis.

Dude- "Wow did you see that video of Christian soccer bopping that girl!"
Girl - " omg don't talk about that it was disgusting!"

by PoopyDick SmallWood April 19, 2016

Soccer Mom

Someone who enrolled her daughter in soccer as a result of playing the sport for years during her youth and young adult life. What she learned from competing on a team would form a foundation in critical life skills such as confidence, teamwork, sacrifice, selflessness, and countless others. This foundation would ultimately set her up for adult life success, be it in enabling her family, serving as a community leader, or progressing in her career. Although unassuming while wearing workout clothes from her kids’ soccer sidelines, she is so much more than the traditional stereotype/definition of this term.

High-performing Katherine tried to not take offense when her boss referred to her as a soccer mom as she transitioned from participating in a work dinner to picking her child up from late-night practice.

by novamaria July 28, 2021