Simon

A Simon is a person with a huge pp. it’s as long as an anaconda and as thick as a soda can. A Simon will also fuck your girlfriend. Tip: if you have a girlfriend and a friend named Simon, keep them apart cuz he will slay her pussy.

Joe: Hey, Simon fucked my girlfriend last night
Bob: me too!

by DoobleShit July 31, 2021

Simon

The most irritating person on earth who you consistently want killed

God that guy is so annoying!

He is such a Simon

by vcgtfcdgfg February 5, 2017

Simone

A person named Simone.

yep its Simone...@_s1mon3__ on insta

by helloidkwhattoputsohihereiam November 12, 2020

Poopy, niggling Sam and Simon.

When both parties are feuding over a game that isn't important, yet both parties are screaming at each other because they are blaming the other person. In the shitty game, they are unable to understand when it's their fault, leading to them taking a massive shit and having a aneurysm and dying.

Damn yall niggas needa chill yall boutta have a Poopy, niggling Sam and Simon.

by BigBlackAssNigga May 9, 2025

Anna-simon

She is the most popular girl in school she has a creative mind and is very beautiful her beauty is beyond the world she’s naturally stunning. She has many good friends. she makes people smile by looking at her she is the warmest most cutest person in all existence. She’s has brown hazel eyes and beautiful dark brown hair. She’s the funniest person ever omg and she don’t take any bullshit from nobody. PERIODD.

Omg it’s Anna-simon wow I can’t believe my eyes she’s absolutely beautiful

Damn who’s that oh that’s ANNA-SIMON SHES THE MOST ATTRACTIVE GIRL IVE EVER SEEN.

by Louis_06 April 12, 2021

Simon

Simon is a genuinely gay person and is never afraid to express it. Every lgbt person should have the confidence that Simon does.

Friend 1: ur so gay.
Friend 2: I’m basically a Simon.

by Babeslayer69420 June 5, 2020

Simon Le Bon’s Yacht

To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.

Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.

“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”

by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025