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teja simon

She is the most beautiful most caring and most fit person ever but people don’t get that and take advantage of her but she is one to keep. She doesn’t see value in boyfriends but she will accept you if you test her right and have a good relationship with her. She’s interesting, intelligent but also very funny but there are people that don’t like her. They are missing out !!
Have you seen teja simon she is beautiful
by anonymous July 19, 2022
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Simon

A guy that can get every girl with his huge cock. His cock is 38 inches long and it perfect in every way.
"You are a bit of a Simon", " Yea I often get all the girls with my big cock"
by A Trusyworthy person April 20, 2022
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Simoneing

When you take a mental day on the biggest stage of your career.
Tiffany called in Simoneing it today after giving the opening of her big presentation.
by Slickrocjr July 28, 2021
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Simon

SIMON IS GONNA BOMB YOUR HOUSE. RUN!
by ALUAKBAR FOR LIFE February 22, 2022
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Simonize

When a forum moderator goes off the rails (postal) and attempts to destroy a forum from within.
Bob the Super Moderator banned all the other Moderators last night and started to Simonize multiple threads on Duckduckgoose.com
by nuttsgt March 2, 2021
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Simon

Simon is a type of guy from the Swedish woods. He likes basketball and boys from Kongo. Er mag Jungs mit Milch. He has a small head too. He is not good as a defender at the soccer team. His mom is the coach.
Person 1: Simon, you okay?
Person 2: No mate... I’m Swedish
by Swedishsoccerhater November 8, 2018
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Simon Handfield

Simon Handfield is a certified punk
by TwitosTom October 19, 2023
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