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Shuffle and Deal

To pack a bong and hand it to someone else for smoking.
Matthew, I’m wrecked, won’t you shuffle and deal?
by The Hylander July 20, 2018
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Stina Marie Shuffle

A method of shuffling cards, origination unknown, but popularized in Michigan and Virginia, USA. The method consists of throwing a deck (or more, in multi - deck circumstances) on the table face down and then mixing them up by moving them around the table and each other haphazardly. It is said (although not validated) that this method of shuffling mixes cards up more thoroughly than with a standard shuffle. There is no correlation between use of the method and achieving success in card games.
If you don’t own a card shuffler, sometimes a Stina Marie shuffle is the best way to shuffle 4 decks of cards for a hand of canasta.
by Pignut26 February 26, 2024
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Ramon shuffle

When a ramon tries to shuffle the deck but it was literally just cut one time. In other words he did jack shit.
Don't ever ask ramon to Ramon shuffle the uno deck or everyone will get screwed over and he'll win he sucks.
by Bob685547 March 19, 2022
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Flat 3 shuffle

The budgeted ability of the achievement of a swivelly chair
Person 1: “Shoudlve seen me last night, I had to do the flat 3 shuffle”
by Aiden.Fukin January 15, 2021
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Skirt shuffle

When a pre op trans woman jerks herself off under her skirt. Another version of pocket pool.
I saw this woman doing the skirt shuffle at a train station, it was very weird
by Dabslevent May 10, 2024
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Calgary Shuffle

The Calgary Shuffle is a redundant, hazardous, but amusing move when someone changes lanes, usually without indicating, and then changing back to the same lane within a short period for no apparent reason. This also applies to someone who is bad at shuffling cards or when a person backtracks because they were going in the wrong direction or changed their mind such as in a competitive game.
Traffic is crazy today, everyone is doing the Calgary Shuffle.

That Double Undercut is so obvious it looks like a Calgary Shuffle

I thought they were going A but they pulled a Calgary Shuffle and went B
by Dracacorpse April 11, 2021
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A Shuffle child

A child who has many siblings. From 5 siblings upwards.
Person L: I've got 50 siblings
Person A: wow, so you're a shuffle child?
by Thedarklol September 13, 2022
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