shoot the bed

amazing phrase that austin mahone's computer and savieeclairemay made up on the twitterverse. it could mean anything.

gosh darn just shoot the bed already

by MimiMahone May 19, 2012

trouble shooting

A text that has various common problems (usually having to do with the computer) on it, and what you can do to fix them.

"Oh man," sighed David, "My computer is flickering again. What can I do to stop it?"

"Why don't you look in trouble shooting?" suggested his coworker.

by Newbia June 23, 2004

shoot your fat

to ejaculate. Comes from the resemblance of semen to white fat.

Shoot your fat allover my face baby!

I shot my fat all over his face.

by annonaymous December 28, 2005

Shoot the Shit

Shoot The Shit means to consume spirits, such as whiskey/vodka etc. with another person.

Rob and I went to shoot the shit with some guy at the bar.

by Rob the magical mushroom. July 15, 2004

shooting your dog

A term meant to be as jacking off, can be used in so many different ways, one of th emost flexible code names ever

-My parents werent home so i shot my dog
-I was gonna shoot my dog but it was already dead

by izziemnko March 22, 2005

bamboo poop shoot

The act of using a piece of bamboo as a butt plug

sally and i were role playing as panda bears so i gave her the old "Bamboo poop shoot".

by bullwagon13 April 5, 2016

shooting their feet off

When you're really screwing yourself up by entangling yourselves in others' affairs, being dysfunctional, and making your life much more difficult than it needs to be.

Those girls are just shooting their feet off.

by CU Jeff March 13, 2007