Ahmed Timol Secondary

A place of mental torture that likes to steal.

We all hate Ahmed Timol Secondary school.

by SELFPROMO November 22, 2021

Second Law Of Thermodynamics

Basically, it states that it is impossible for entropy to decrease in a closed system.

"So you say the second law of thermodynamics disproves organic evolution, do you? Do you even know what the FIRST law is?"

by Bunny January 7, 2004

second place

Second Place is First Loser

1> Dude, I did alright. I came in second.
2> Man, second place is first loser!

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

Eight Second Rodeo

~noun; A term used when an individual purposefully finds a sexual partner whom he/or she doesn't know; during intercourse the individual lies and whispers into the unknown partners ear, "I forgot to tell you, I have AIDS" The object is to stay on top for eight seconds without being "bucked" off.

"I met a girl at a bar last night and gave her the Eight Second Rodeo, she kicked me in the nuts so hard I flew back at least two feet... I didn't even make it two seconds, man."

First guy, "Dude, I'm in trouble. I hooked up with a girl last night and she told me she had AIDS while we were having sexual intercourse and then wouldn't get off of me."

Second guy, "You're okay man, she just gave you the Eight Second Rodeo."

by Oil Field Trash October 28, 2006

Season Pass Holder

A person, or group of people, who chooses not to spend what little money they have on food, shelter or basic necessities, but on season passes at your favorite amusement park. They walk through the park with basketballs showing off their "baller" skills, cut lines, curse loudly, and exhibit otherwise inappropriate behavior, ruining everyone else's day.

Those thugs that just jumped the fence and cut the 2 hour line for the roller coaster are definitely season pass holders. We can't say anything or else we'll get jumped.

Wow, did you see that guy dribbling a basketball down Main Street USA? How impressive; I wonder if he's in the NBA! He must definitely be a season pass holder.

by Non-Season Pass Holder October 10, 2008

Second lunch

When you leave your office only to continue working after dinner (aka: your second lunch)

While leaving the office in the evening:

Co-worker #1: Are you done for the day?
Co-worker #2: Haha. Just taking a second lunch.

by aefawefasdfaefawef December 2, 2010

5 seconds of fury

The five seconds that seem like a year when you hear someone opening your bedroom door whilst you are masturbating. It usually consists of closing the porn website, finding another website, pulling up your underwear and pants and trying not to cum. Not a good feeling.

Jesus, i felt like i was going to have a heart attack when i heard my mom opening my door during my midnight wank. Luckily I have mastered the 5 seconds of fury.

by JACK665 August 11, 2008