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Me: Hey teacher, what do you think of school
Teacher: Hell
by Chick is wick December 17, 2019
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by emo wolf October 31, 2017
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You are reading this while in school 95%
School is boring
by Apple cookie master November 18, 2019
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mom how was school today it was like prison
by true facts for kids October 31, 2019
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School

A hellhole where you spend half of your childhood and teen years learning useless shit. You have to deal with teachers who hate their jobs, annoying assholes, large amounts of homework, standardized "tests" to tell if you're college material or not and government brainwashing for 6 hours (and getting shot if you live in America). At the same time you have to deal with your social life and your deteriorating mental health.
Matt: Are you ready for school?

Jack: Am I ready for more trauma? Yes, yes I am.
by Hamsdude March 25, 2021
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What is school
Its hell
by School sucksass March 19, 2022
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School is a prison-like place where depressed adults talk into your ear about a certain subject expecting you to know the exact details of everything. From class the the cafeteria, another hell hole where they feed you pig waste with spaghetti hoops. Then you have the pushy a-holes who toss ypu manically around the dam hallways because you enjoy something that isn't chav.

"Chav is an old word." Says everybody

Shut up.

Anyway, after suffering and struggling to cope with torturing and brain-washing, droning and mumbling voice of a failure, you can go home and have some fun and gam- Nope, instead you can sit at the table and have an all-nighter trying to figure out the answer to an unbelievably stupid equation that you'll probably forget in 5 minutes.

Welcome to the next 14 years of your life!
Douche: Sir, please may I have a hall pass?

Mr Slamdatbooty: What for Jimothy?

Douche: I need to take a whiz.

Mr Slamdatbooty: Wait until lunch.

Douche: There is 3 periods until lunch though.

Mr Slamthatbooty: JIMOTHY HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU MUST MASSAGE MY FEET AND WRITE OUT THE ENTIRE ROMEO AND JULIET SCRIOT IN PERFECT CONDITION, THE SCHOOL IS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, SHAME, SHAAAAME.
by Pdhh July 10, 2017
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