A scale ranging from 1 to 3, measuring peepee lengths, 3 being massive and 2 being average. Nothing outside this scale exists, that would not be realistic.
“My peepee is a 3 on the Sanctusian Scale.”
“That is huge good for you mine is 2.”
“That’s okay 1 through 3 are all the sizes and yours is average mine is just enormous. Let’s high five.”
“That is huge good for you mine is 2.”
“That’s okay 1 through 3 are all the sizes and yours is average mine is just enormous. Let’s high five.”
by Sollygiise May 22, 2023
by assfacedickbag August 31, 2016
Thing that determines how hot a girl is using the numbers 1-10, 1 being the lowest, 10 being the highest.
Things that can earn her points:
- Being physically attractive
- Having a job
- Having a great personality
- Having little to no sex partners
- Thinking you’re sexy
Things that can lose her points:
- Being physically unattractive
- Not having a job
- Having a bad attitude
- Having lots of sex partners
Things that can earn her points:
- Being physically attractive
- Having a job
- Having a great personality
- Having little to no sex partners
- Thinking you’re sexy
Things that can lose her points:
- Being physically unattractive
- Not having a job
- Having a bad attitude
- Having lots of sex partners
That girl looks okay, but she’s cool as shit. So that moves her up from being a 5, to about an 8 or a 9 on the hotness scale.
That girls is hot as fuck. But her problem is she knows it. So that moves her down from being a 10 to being maybe a 2 or a 3.
That girls is hot as fuck. But her problem is she knows it. So that moves her down from being a 10 to being maybe a 2 or a 3.
by SiL3Nt J September 21, 2023
(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.
Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.
by Big Guy Richard April 27, 2022
by Jim “Bigs” M. January 25, 2024
When the ends of the scale of a thing measures from acceptable to exceptional, because no matter what, you still have the thing.
by kittiekommittee July 26, 2023
Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.
The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.
The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.
by P. Seudo Nym May 06, 2024