Rusted Root

When a man has a ‘semi’ erect penis.

Derived from Rusted Roots’ song lyrics for ‘Send Me On My Way’ being misheard as ‘I’ve got a semi on the way’.

I have a rusted root.

You’re giving me a rusted root.

by _Azriel_ September 3, 2022

Mad Roota

a bloke who loves a good root.

Wallace is a mad roota love black chicks and asian chicks, mr international.

by bigboywally October 5, 2022

spooky rootin

Going to a creepy place and pilfering.
Stealing shit from dark and/or abandoned houses.

You want to go spooky rootin?
He'll yeah!

by Super☆N0V1 October 12, 2022

showin root

Having a boner that is unintentionally visible through clothing

My dad stopped by while I was having sex with my wife. I think I played it off pretty well, but I know I was showin root

by Rooster166 December 11, 2022

tesseract root

its like a cube root

but 4 and not 3

2 is the tesseract root of 16 i think

by GrassBird125 March 20, 2023

Mug root beer

Ichor, the blood of the gods, pent up into a small aluminum can. It is said to bring all who worship, drink, and admire it to Valhalla. The bulldog on the front of the can is a representation of power, sanctity, and bravery. And if you drink A and W, fuck you.

Well, I’m a mug blooded American ya hear? My veins are flowin with nothin but mug root beer

by DiaperBuster June 13, 2023

Mug rootbeer

MUG ROOTBEER

me without mug rootbeer for 0.0000001 second:

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by Cacaman123 July 7, 2023