When a country boy with a big messy beard does oral on his favorite gal and the juices get all over his beard, then dries out. Once dried out, said country boy can peel off the "chips" and eat as a nice salty snack. Mm mm good!
So good, makes you want to slap your momma!
So good, makes you want to slap your momma!
by Jimmyjamjamjon August 2, 2016
Get the redneck tater chipsmug. by Flying Puck November 28, 2010
Get the Redneck Mineral Watermug. a piece of wood cut to the definitions of a tire, and attached to the axle not by the bolts, but with duct tape.
-going down a road-
-massive bump-
-tire flies off a cliff-
guy 1 "$h1t!... great, now i gotta' go make me a redneck spare tire"
-cuts down a tree with a conveniently placed chainsaw in the back of his truck-
-makes a wheel and attaches it with duct tape-
-drives home-
-massive bump-
-tire flies off a cliff-
guy 1 "$h1t!... great, now i gotta' go make me a redneck spare tire"
-cuts down a tree with a conveniently placed chainsaw in the back of his truck-
-makes a wheel and attaches it with duct tape-
-drives home-
by leviathantheinsane June 22, 2013
Get the redneck spare tiremug. A concoction most commonly created by crushing Cheetos into a fine powder and proceeding to mix with Mountain Dew until evenly blended.
"Jim Bob said he always drinks a redneck protein shake before sex because it gives him the stamina he needs to fuck both his sister AND his cousin in the same day"
"I like to drink a redneck protein shake while NASCAR is on. It gives me the energy I need to beat my wife when Clint Bowyer loses."
"I like to drink a redneck protein shake while NASCAR is on. It gives me the energy I need to beat my wife when Clint Bowyer loses."
by XxICEBULL3TxX November 5, 2019
Get the Redneck Protein Shakemug. Used as a derisive term for an individual who espouses a “country” mentality despite having been born and living in the suburbs and therefore being totally removed from it. These persons will typically drive a large truck without actual need or practical use thereof, and wear camouflage clothing to Wal-Mart to signify their status. Country music, seldom used motorsports gear, and fast food are also trademarks of the lifestyle. They are commonly found in the Southeastern United States but may be found throughout the nation.
See that "country" boy driving that F150 past the mall? He really needs it to drive to work and back. What a raised ranch redneck.
by some guy! January 20, 2011
Get the Raised Ranch Redneckmug. The hicks are going to the Redneck Yacht Club on Saturday, to get drunk and laugh their asses off at the stupidest event ever.
by Corporal Cockass December 3, 2011
Get the Redneck Yacht Clubmug. 2pm and look at all the traffic,all the contractors and factory workers must be all getting out of work if work at all. Looks like redneck rush hour.
by JoeNJ2 June 5, 2011
Get the redneck rush hourmug.