Redneck wrestling match

Makeing a makeshift wrestling area by pulling all the mattresses of the beds in a cabin.

Isaac:"Where did you get that bruise?"
Luke:"I was in a Redneck wrestling match!"

by TOMDARAK May 4, 2020

Redneck Protein Shake

A concoction most commonly created by crushing Cheetos into a fine powder and proceeding to mix with Mountain Dew until evenly blended.

"Jim Bob said he always drinks a redneck protein shake before sex because it gives him the stamina he needs to fuck both his sister AND his cousin in the same day"

"I like to drink a redneck protein shake while NASCAR is on. It gives me the energy I need to beat my wife when Clint Bowyer loses."

by XxICEBULL3TxX November 5, 2019

Redneck Breakup Game

When you live in the sticks, you understand that your best friends are going to be there till the end, knowing this, your best friend just broke up with his girlfriend, now hes sad, how do you make him feel better? Get him drunk! The redneck breakup game is when one friend has a tough breakup, you and him spend the next day-month together, constantly with a beer in your hand and his. There is no way to win the game, and the point of the game it to make him feel better. The game is about being as drunk as possible before the hangover hits. Generally 3-4 days in, hes forgotten about the breakup.

Hell yeah, but it'l be okay, Jim is treatin' him to the redneck breakup game

by stamoosong July 25, 2011

redneck spare tire

a piece of wood cut to the definitions of a tire, and attached to the axle not by the bolts, but with duct tape.

-going down a road-
-massive bump-
-tire flies off a cliff-
guy 1 "$h1t!... great, now i gotta' go make me a redneck spare tire"
-cuts down a tree with a conveniently placed chainsaw in the back of his truck-
-makes a wheel and attaches it with duct tape-
-drives home-

by leviathantheinsane June 22, 2013

Raised Ranch Redneck

Used as a derisive term for an individual who espouses a “country” mentality despite having been born and living in the suburbs and therefore being totally removed from it. These persons will typically drive a large truck without actual need or practical use thereof, and wear camouflage clothing to Wal-Mart to signify their status. Country music, seldom used motorsports gear, and fast food are also trademarks of the lifestyle. They are commonly found in the Southeastern United States but may be found throughout the nation.

See that "country" boy driving that F150 past the mall? He really needs it to drive to work and back. What a raised ranch redneck.

by some guy! January 20, 2011

Redneck Yacht Club

A club composed of hicks who drive their trucks through man-made mud puddles.

The hicks are going to the Redneck Yacht Club on Saturday, to get drunk and laugh their asses off at the stupidest event ever.

by Corporal Cockass December 3, 2011

redneck rush hour

Traffic jams on the roads of Pennsylvania starting around 2pm.

2pm and look at all the traffic,all the contractors and factory workers must be all getting out of work if work at all. Looks like redneck rush hour.

by JoeNJ2 June 5, 2011