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retard

you are a retard you retard
by iman anwarzai April 8, 2017
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Retardednippleemia

A case resulting described in The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision. This rare medical condition is caused from the natural bill that is formed at birth. When the bill detaches, an anomaly occurs in which the bill connects with the person's nipples. This will lead to the creation of male genitalia upon the infant's breast. This process cannot be reversed and it is too dangerous to remove these via surgery.
The girl has penis's on her chest because she has Retardednippleemia.
by Doctor Galvis Ph.D July 7, 2010
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retarded duck

by katy j becum March 22, 2017
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retard your asshole

Otherwise known as the ole Kyle Coleman. It is the act absolutely destroying the rectal opening beyond repair. Similar to damaging the brain and requiring a helmet for life.
He forgot my jacket this time and if you do it again I will retard your asshole.
by XxMRWORLDWIDExX October 26, 2018
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retarded

my brother adrian is retarded.

he doesn’t think 30 minutes is half of an hour
by bumfish October 18, 2019
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semi-retarded

1. When someone is barely retarded but does something really weird and stupid, he is semi-retarded.
2. When someone is completely right with their opinion, but only you disagree, so you consider him semi-retarded.
That one guy Michael, he is semi-retarded for thinking pee is stored in the balls!
by splendidgamesinc May 8, 2018
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fucking retard

literally my autistic dumbass in every way.
by mega ratard September 1, 2019
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