asthma pump

another name for an inhaler used to treat asthma

GP: some random paul wall song came on spotify and he calls an inhaler an "asthma pump"
AK:That's what most people from the hood call it I learned. Idk where they got that from
GP: TIL

by ICP_Fan42069 October 9, 2019

lil pump

a seventeen year old so called “rapper” that has an IQ of a 2nd greater and can’t be seen without being high on weed;)

lil pump: you’re such a fucking hoe i love it
person:excuse me
lil pump:YOURE BOYFREIND IS A DORK

person: wtf is wrong wit-
person 2:shhhh go with it the fan base is ready to attack

by madz823 September 24, 2018

pump a durry

just means to go have a smoke

im going to pump a durry ( im going to have a smoke)

by mikeisboss October 13, 2010

Pumping Irony

Going to the gym and doing an exercise at a higher weight than you'd planned simply because it was already on the bar and you're too lazy to change the plates.

The last guy left his plates on the bar after he finished. It's only 10 more pounds than I was going to do and I really don't feel like changing the plates. Fuck it, guess I'm pumping irony today.

by More_Libations June 4, 2015

cunt pump

Vigorous thrusting of same or opposite sex against genitalia resulting in a happy ending. CP. ed, ing.

Candace cunt pumped Marshall the other night at my mom's house.

by Kdubdizzle1 July 15, 2017

the old pump and jerk

1. An old fashioned reach around.

2. Getting screwed over.

1. Gay porn is built on the old pump and jerk.

2. Ignacio said he had my money but all I got was the old pump and jerk.

by themaskednwker September 14, 2013

Two Pump Dump

Blowing your load during sex after just two pelvic thrusts.

It had been such a long time since Erik had sex, that he was only able to execute a two pump dump.

by The Dogg August 12, 2014