Monkey pudding

The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.

I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.

by Monkeypuddin February 23, 2019

spreading pudding on toast

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that

The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched

by B.Conlon May 26, 2019

Moon Pudding

Two consenting adults engaging in anal sex, in which the receiver does not use a douche and/or Enema. The giver than proceed to ejaculate in the un-douched anus which gives the illusion of chocolate pudding during the finish.

“Hey did you guy see Aaron last night?”
“No, he called me after leaving WEHO and ended up going home with some guy and woke up to moon pudding.”

by yogibear415 June 9, 2019

Pum pum pudding

The act of mixing shit and piss together, rubbing it over the vagina and licking the vagina

Imma make a pum pum pudding

by Big man willy October 9, 2019

PUD FUD

If your allways puding / fuding

Pud fud is used if your feeling pudish

by Pud fud August 11, 2019

Pud Fuck

The same as a dipshit but it’s worse

Oh my god, he is such a pud fuck

by cxdencewxtson August 12, 2019

mud pud

A sloppy, loose, floppy, stinky pussy

Natalie has the biggest mud pud ever...

by Mrsoliz October 19, 2017