Glazed pork sword

When you have a fat bitch suck the glazed donuts off of your erect penis. It is important to stipulate the brand of donut does not matter as long as the donut is glazed and so is the fat bitch

Me and My homie where discussing last nights events when the subject of Darrel fat girlfriend giving me a glazed pork sword came to light.

by Dingdonkkingkong November 24, 2020

Clam Down Pork Chop

Calm the fuck down. But Nicer🤗

Hey Reggie, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.

by IkeTon August 10, 2024

Clam Down Pork Chop

Calm the fuck down. But nicer🤗

Hey bro, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.

by IkeTon August 10, 2024

tuna pork

Perhaps a mis-hearing of some other word or words?

I asked him ghost dog what was inside box, and it said "tuna pork" to me quietly.

by hambro May 15, 2008

Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.

"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."

by A_sphincter_says_what July 08, 2013

pork-a-lork

To pen a meat sock.

I was pork-a-lorkin Yolanda's fine ass last night.

by sockalock August 09, 2008

Porked

When a male is fucking another person, and when they're about to cum they say " oink oink" or squeal like a pig ( each to their own) and as the partner looks up at you, you whisper " did you like my pork sausage"

Jesse: I porked my girl lastnight

George: oh really bro did she like your pork sausage

by Jesus the King January 25, 2016