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Getting political 

1. Being intimate or sexual with someone of the same sex.

2. Sexually fantasizing about someone of the same sex.

(Term created by Ray Morejon)
"Did you know John made out with Oliver last Tuesday?"
"Bro got political."

John was getting political, or being intimate or sexual with someone of the same sex, when he made out with Oliver last Tuesday.

Young Mass Politico 

A college student/20-something year old extremely active in Massachusetts (mostly Boston) politics. They eat, sleep, breathe politics after studying Political Science and having at least 1 unpaid internship. Usually they go to Suffolk University or Northeastern University, and manage at least one local campaign post-grad.
“A bunch of young mass politicos are phone banking for Michelle Wu this Friday.”
Young Mass Politico by Sotfofy December 24, 2019

White Boy Politicking 

Involves kissing ass to people in power that can propel them up the social or corporate ladder. How white boys kiss ass for means of personal gain. White boys usually use this method leap frog each other and help each other out.
White boy politicking at work:

“Hey Bob was in the brought the manager muffins and coffee and was in his office for two hours!”….“You know that’s Bob white boy politicking for the promotion”

“Jamal has been white boy politicking with the supervisors at this work party the entire night, he didn’t even say what’s up to us smh
White Boy Politicking by JB 63 July 20, 2021

political correctness

Paranoid right wing tossers getting paranoid about paranoid left wing tossers.
Political correctness will lead to another holocaust!!!1111111!!!!
political correctness by Scuzz April 28, 2006

Polytics 

Poly:the Greek word for many and the English word tic:blood-sucking leaches.
Manyticks
Teachers, priests, and other church-people are polytics.
Polytics by Hallie_Morgan October 22, 2010

Irritable Politician Syndrome 

This is when you just want to live your life, but your politicians keep getting upset and making your life a living hell. This condition is similar to Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Like Bowels, politicians always have shit coming out of their mouths. Substitute 'politician' for 'bowel' and you get IPS.
Worker #1:"I'm glad election year is passed. My IPS was about to drive me insane."

Worker #2:"Oh, yeah? You got Irritable Bowel Syndrome?"

Worker #1:"No. Irritable Politician Syndrome. Same symptoms, different assholes."