phontograph

Noun.

Phontograph (plural, phontographs)

1. The term used for a picture taken on a mobile phone.

See Also: phontos

'Check out this cool phontograph'

by coxy November 25, 2004

phantom of the alleyway

a game played by fuktarded teenagers usually Boys on sleep overs were they hide in alley ways at 12 o'clock at night and when someone walks past they run and scream or make homo ghost noises. They usually get bashed because the only ones that would be going through alley ways at that time are drunks coming home from the pub.

gay teen 1: ohhhhh
gay teen 2: urghhhh
gay teen 3: whooo run im the phantom of the alleyway
drunk: if i get my hands on you ill break your friggen kneck stupid fags

by hayden 669 October 5, 2006

phantom

a girl with no ass wearing tight-fitting clothing to give the illusion of booty

me: 'damn that girl's got ass yo!'

baz: 'nah man, i'm gonna call that out as phantom! it looks like booty cos she's wearing a tight skirt but that shits gonna disappear in a pair of jeans yo!'

by thicklover October 24, 2012

PhantasyStarOnline

More addicting that crack, and a place for ugly teenagers to masturbate.

No girl's like me in my real life Ill buy this game and talk shit.And hit on girls and say Im a model, but in real I couldnt get laid in a morgue.

by Ben Dover August 11, 2003

phantom turd

the turd that always returns no matter how many times you flush...

The phantom turd would not flush no matter how hard I tried.

by unknown June 11, 2006

phantom ginger

a phantom who lurks in the night by mr. fagitoy's house and her hair and pale skin glows in the darkness so all you see is a very white face with black eyes and ruby red lips. she has no eyebrows and eats small children.

cathleen! save me! the phantom ginger is eating mee....!

by melyisadinosaur June 30, 2008

Phantom cat

Also known as a Plato Puss. When you think you recognise a cat but when you run towards it frantically to pet it this "cat" turns out to be some lifeless object. This happens most to cat-happy people who want to see cats everywhere.

You walk down the street and see a cat basking in the sunlight only to find out that it's a black trashbag as you approach it. You have just seen a phantom cat.

by Anonymous Model December 31, 2009